The Santa Claus Insanity Clause

Not sure why they took away the "fonts" feature (I hate Times New Roman), but here's a slew of Christmas mayhem featuring lots of crazy Santas and music.

Old School Funk & Soul Christmas

Remember the character Venus Flytrap from "WKRP In Cincinatti"? Pretend he came over with a crate of records to help you along with your baking and decorating. He's going to expect a baby-oil massage afterward, though.