Comedians I Don't Hate

Since I hate most comedians to the point where people ask, "Do you just hate comedy?" I'd like to clarify I merely think most of today's comedians are lazy (I'm talking to YOU Dane Cook, Anthony Jeselnek and, increasingly, Sarah Silverman). That's not to say the comedians I hate don't make me laugh with some of their routines, and I know many of them have to pander to the mob after a two-drink minimum, but C'MON! Let's stop going for the easy "race, weight, midget, retard" stuff and aim a little higher than a frat boy's Cro-Magnon skull. For your enjoyment, here's a list of routines I'm inspired by (even though some contain the aforementioned offenses).

Flying Lotus psychedelic video playlist

He'll be at Coachella 2012. I suggest you watch him!

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The Santa Claus Insanity Clause

Not sure why they took away the "fonts" feature (I hate Times New Roman), but here's a slew of Christmas mayhem featuring lots of crazy Santas and music.

Old School Funk & Soul Christmas

Remember the character Venus Flytrap from "WKRP In Cincinatti"? Pretend he came over with a crate of records to help you along with your baking and decorating. He's going to expect a baby-oil massage afterward, though.

Blanconada's Devil Blues Volume 1

I'm a collector of sinister blues songs, preferably before 1960. I don't like sad lovelorn blues where the protagonists have been done wrong and aren't doing anything about it except crying or turning their eyes to Jesus. I like songs about sex, violence and Black Magic. And I don't like clean BB King bullshit that's lit by a soft neon Budweiser light. George Thorogood can kiss my balls. Here's a dirty, mean and diabolical mix (the songs are available on iTunes). It's the perfect length for your standard 80-minute CD-R. Enjoy, sinners.

1. Lightning Slim - I'm Evil
2. John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom
3. Slim Harpo - I'm A King Bee
4. Charles Sheffield - Voodoo Working
5. Elmore James - Shake Your Money Maker
6. Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man
7. Howlin' Wolf - Evil
8. Willie Dixon - 29 Ways
9. Frankie Sims - Lucy Mae Blues
10. L. B. Renoir - Talk To Your Daughter
11. Muddy Waters - I Can't Be Satisfied
12. Lightnin' Hopkins - Mojo Hand
13. Junior Wells - Hoodoo Man
14. Tabby Thomas - Hoodoo Party
15. John Lee Hooker - Crawlin' King Snake
16. Jimmy Reed - Going Upside Your Head
17. Johnny Guitar Watson - Gangster Of Love
18. Bo Diddley - I'm A Man
19. Otis Rush - All Your Love (I Miss Lovin')
20. Junior Wells - Messing With The Kid
21. Muddy Waters - Got My Mojo Working
22. Howlin' Wolf - I Ain't Superstitious
23. Hound Dog Taylor - Give Me Back My Wig
24. Slim Harpo - Got Love If You Want It
25. Otis Spann - Must've Been The Devil
26. Lightnin' Hopkins - Black Cat Bone
27. Robert Johnson - Me & The Devil

Top Ten Movies Of 2006

1. The Devil & Daniel Johnston
2. Shortbus
3. Pan's Labyrinth
4. Thank You For Smoking
5. United 93
6. Stranger Than Fiction
7. Quincinera
8. The Prestige
9. Slither
10. Borat

Honorable mention: The Departed, The Devil Wears Prada, Little Miss Sunshine