10 pick-up lines right here, right now:
- 1. I come here often. I was going to ask if you do, but then I'd look unobservant.
2. Thank you for returning my menacing stare. At first I thought you were just angry about not having a boyfriend.
3. Can I buy you a cocktail with a sexually-suggestive title? Like a Miller Genuine Draft?
4. What do you say to a game of nude human Jenga?
5. I like your shoes. I'm not gay; I'm just being flattering. Now it's your turn.
6. Do you know the symptoms of rattlesnake bite? I heard it feels a lot like meeting a hot chick.
7. Pardon me smiling, I was just fantasizing about you as my night-shift manager at McDonald's right after we closed the drive-thru window.
8. My therapist said I should talk to girls more. You'd really like him. Here's his card.
9. Free hugs! Free harmless lonely desperate hugs! Except for you. Only suave meaningful sophisticated embraces for you.
10. You. Me. Hump. Now. Then. Watch. TiVo.
Also let me know how this works for you, ladies. My mutant brother is horny as hell.
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