Well, at last it finally happened after years of systematically dumbing-down the population through bad education, superstition, and cellphones, the Electoral College has followed the will of those who resist facts, are dubious of science, fear research, avoid inquiry, love incendiary fake news, and like to pretend their life is an undignified reality show. Trump is now President of the (no longer United) States of America. He's a quantifiable idiot, continuously indicted by his own words and tweets, lapsing into self-parody whenever he's in front of a camera, and dangerously clumsy with every aspect of foreign policy. His people love it all - the spectacle, the simplicity, the implied permission to be an asshole, the dictionary (jk about that one), and now we're locked into four years of his unreadable transcripts and possible escalating nuclear tensions. To many Christians, Trump represents the fulfillment of God's will, although they'd be hard-pressed to tell you exactly WHY, but that question is banned from most churches, or there'd be no churches. They love anything that hastens their imaginary "Rapture" and are willing to stoop to self-fulfilling prophecy.
They can fuck off, right? Anyway, with WWIII around the corner (where only the poor die, and the rich get richer), I present to you a party playlist for the end of the world. Because we might as well have some fun and dance our way into oblivion. Thanks for listening. I love you.
